"I'm not. The 'birthday blowjob' is a whole stupid tradition in the Land Without Magic," Regina informed him between sweet sighs and gasps, and voice growing smoky with rising desire. "There are probably movies about it, and not just of the pornographic variety."

Someday she might get tired of how often he wanted to tongue-fuck her, but today was not that day. She obliged his downward trajectory by lifting her leg to lay it over his shoulder and relaxed back into the pillows with a heady sigh of anticipation. "Some women don't enjoy it so they don't do it except as a 'special treat'. And some men don't get off on turning their women inside out like you do."